My Best Ten and Me: With Steven Ramirez, SoCal and Grassroots Soccer Writer

My team is filled with some of my favorite players from over the last decade. I wanted to build a squad that could defend aggressively and attack with more creative freedom.

Steven Ramirez, our man in Cali, has given us some insight into how he sees soccer and where he would slot into his 4-4-2. While he’s written numerous pieces about other clubs, we rarely take the time to ask him where his favorite players have come from and what makes him tick - Steven’s followed the follow rules to tell us just that…

1. You are the Player/Manager and you have to plug yourself in.

2. Any player selected must have been active in your lifetime.

(GK) Brent Reis
(Temecula FC/ SD 1904 FC) Respect to my rival. I’ve watched Reis deny my Coras on several occasions, during key portions of the season. In 2018 he made three saves in stoppage time, denying my Coras an away victory.

*(RB) Steven Ramirez
I played as a goalkeeper growing up, but fell in love with the fullback position as I got older. My main priority is defense, but I can whip in a good cross when needed to.

(RCB) Walker Zimmerman
(Nashville SC/ USMNT) An under-rated passer and an aerial master. I love a good set piece and when Zimmerman is in the box, there’s always a chance for a goal. Need a goal late in the game, throw him up top as a striker and he’ll get his head on something.

(LCB) Ezequiel Garay
(Valencia CF) 2011-2014 Benfica was must watch T.V. for me and Garay was a staple in those backlines. He can pass with both feet and can physically beat just about any player. He is also no stranger to scoring big goals against big competition.

(LWB) Crystal Dunn
(North Carolina Courage/ USWNT) I admire Dunn's attitude towards playing out of position. Every player says that they would do that in order to help their team, but she does it and becomes the best LB in the world.

(CDM) Hugo Gutierrez & (CDM) Eric Gonzalez
(Riverside Coras FC)
Dubbed “G-Unit”, Gutierrez and Gonzalez were the midfield duo for '17-18' Coras. Both players played in the #8, box-to-box role. Gutierrez was the engine that drove the play, while Gonzalez was the architect that controlled it.

(RM) Fabian Johnson
(Borussia Mönchengladbach/ USMNT) He has played every wide position and been successful. Johnson is my favorite NT player and so I want him to play right above me.

(LM) Michel Bastos
(Retired/ Olympique Lyon) Everyone probably remembers Bastos for what could be the worst free-kick ever, but Bastos was a brilliant technical attacker. He could dribble, pass and despite that clip, he could lay in a free kick.

(CAM) Pablo Aimar
(Retired/ SL Benfica) Aimar is the reason I began to watch soccer as an adult. I watched him carve up defenders in champions league, and I was hooked. The bad ass hair and the skill to match. He can do whatever he wants with the ball.

(ST) Cesar Mexia
(FC Arizona) My favorite striker in the NPSL. He plays every minute and always grabs a goal when his team needs it. Mexia has been a top scorer in the NPSL Southwest since his first season. If he can get the ball close to goal, chances are he will score.  

My Best Ten and Me: Featuring Perry Hammond, GM of Lane United

General Manager of Lane United FC, from Eugene/Springfield Oregon, has had the good fortune of actually living in Spain and experiencing some of these amazing players himself, but he still had to stick to the rules…

1. You are the Player/Manager and you have to plug yourself in.

2. Any player selected must have been active in your lifetime.
   

Having grown up playing soccer in the US in the 80s & 90s when soccer was simply not on TV, I didn’t closely follow the sport professionally until I moved to Madrid, Spain, in 2004 (and where I stayed until 2011). I quickly fell in love with a mediocre Atlético de Madrid squad led by a mullet-sporting, 19-year-old Fernando Torres, and was fortunate enough to end up working for the club for five years as a translator. I decided to make my team from players I was able to see live during those 7 years, so of course it features a handful of my favorite Atleti players. I went with a 3-4-3 to accommodate all the attacking players I couldn’t bring myself to omit, so some guys are a little out of position.

(GK) Iker Casillas
Despite playing for our bitter rivals and denying Torres and Atleti countless times, “San Iker” was, at his peak, the best goalkeeper I’ve ever seen with my own eyes. As my time in Spain grew on, I came to consider it my adoptive country, and was able to see Casillas help them win two European Cups and a World Cup.

*(LB) Perry HammondThat’s me. Despite only playing for 3-4 months per year due to other athletic pursuits and hobbies, I was able to parlay some decent natural speed and understanding of the game into a good high school career and a non-descript collegiate career at a DIII school. While I was always a left winger in a 4-4-2, I’ve placed myself here to allow for more exciting talent in the midfield.

(CB) Diego Godin
The most underrated CB of the last 15 years, Godín would’ve been considered a superstar had he played for a bigger club. The Uruguayan played nine years for Atleti, leading one of the stingiest defenses in La Liga year-after-year and winning eight trophies with the club, including a league title in 2013-14 which he clinched by scoring the equalizer against Barcelona on the final matchday to earn the necessary draw.

(RB) Luis Amaranto Perea
While more effective as a CB, I’ll put the Colombian here to get him in the team, as he was one of my favorite players. Undoubtedly the fastest player I’ve ever seen, Atlético almost never conceded breakaways while he was on the pitch as he could chase down any attacker who got in behind. Perea is the foreigner with most appearances for Atleti and helped us win our first trophies since I’d become a fan in 2010.

(LM) Andrés Iniesta
I simply loved watching Iniesta play. Taking the ball away from the soft-spoken, versatile midfielder seemed an impossible task. He appeared to have the ball tied to his boots by a string as he maneuvered out of tight spaces using his famous Croqueta, acceleration, and brilliant vision. I’ve got him on the left as he could play all over the midfield and is more likely to help me out in defense than the next player…

(CM) RonaldinhoFor the first few years I lived in Spain, FC Barcelona matches were must watch because Ronaldinho would do 2-3 things every time out that left your jaw on the floor. The joy with which he played was contagious, and I believe he could’ve gone down as the greatest player in history had his off-field life not been so detrimental to his on-pitch performance. While he usually played in a more advanced role on the left, I’ve forced him in here to get him a spot.

(CM) Xavi AlonsoAs much as it pains me to add another Real Madrid player, I first became enamored of the Basque midfielder during his time at Liverpool, where he helped the Reds win the Champions League and an FA Cup. His ability to control the pace of the game from a deep-lying position in midfield and spray pinpoint 40-meter passes all over the field was a beautiful thing to watch.

(RM) Joaquín
Despite being my age, the speedy winger had already established himself as a rising star in La Liga when I arrived in 2004 and, amazingly enough, continues to play an important role for Betis at age 38. He’s made left backs look silly for years and has a hilarious personality to match, always cracking jokes during interviews or playing pranks on unsuspecting teammates.

(ST) Lionel Messi
Not sure much needs to be said here. In my opinion, he’s the greatest player of this generation and possibly of all-time. A team player and a pure joy to watch (except for when he’s slicing through your team’s defense), his La Liga scoring and assist records will likely never be broken.

(ST) Diego Forlán
The Uruguayan could score from all over the pitch with both feet. He’d already won the Pichichi with Villarreal before joining Atlético and did so again for us in 2008-2009 with 32 goals in 33 games, helping us qualify for Champions League for the first time in 12 years. In 2010, he scored both goals in Atleti’s Europa League final win, our first title in 14 years, forever earning a place in the hearts of our supporters.

(ST) Fernando Torres
‘El Niño’, the embodiment of what it means to be a rojiblanco. This baby-faced assassin had the pace and musculature of a thoroughbred and suffered through Atleti’s toughest years, reached his apex while combining with Stephen Gerrard for loads of brilliant goals at Liverpool, and returned in time to finally lift a trophy with Atletico. And, of course, he scored some pretty famous goals for Spain as they won two European Cups and a World Cup.

My Best Ten and Me: Featuring Brian Luchini, Manager of Steel FC

For this week’s My Best Ten & Me, we hear from Manager of Steel FC, Brian Luchini. He built out a 4-5-1 and put himself in between the sticks, but the rest of the squad is a collection of legends and winners. We were sure to reiterate the rules…

1. You are the Player/Manager and you have to plug yourself in.

2. Any player selected must have been active in your lifetime.

*(GK) Brian Luchini
I grew up playing between the pipes then transitioned to striker when I was a bit older. However, my first love was being the crazy man in net so we'll go with that.

(RB) Paolo Maldini
A ruthless, cut-throat defender that you could always count on to bring his "A" game. Not only was he known for being one of the best physically, he was also great at the mental game and could get inside opponents' heads.

(CB) Thiago Silva
A big and strong player, Silva was a staple on the Brazilian defense for years. His "never back down" approach to the game is what made me enjoy watching him. He was either winning the ball or breaking a leg.

(CB) Giorgio Chiellini
A crafty player that also brought physicality. Many players hated Chiellini because of the way he played. The ticky-tacky fouls that stopped opponents' run of play and momentum is what made him great. You could never really get anything going against him.

(LB) Roberto Carlos
Another strong and fast Brazilian defender that was also able to get involved in the attack. Everyone remembers that swerving free kick he scored vs France from 40 yards out. That free kick alone would put him on my list. He was a monster.. 

(CDM) Andres Iniesta
I liked watching Iniesta because the game came so easily to him. Everytime he was on the ball it was a simple 1-2 touches and it was off his feet. Additionally, his defensive work ethic and vision on the field made him a vital player in Barcelona's midfield. The game slowed down when he had the ball and he had insane chemistry with Messi and knew where he would be making runs all the time. A pleasure to watch. 

(CDM) Andrea Pirlo
I also loved watching Pirlo because of his ability to ping the ball all over the field with such accuracy whenever he wanted to. Pirlo also had amazing vision but he brought physicality as well. Like Iniesta, he played a simple game and when on the ball you could tell the gears were turning as to which deadly pass he would pick out.

(CAM) Zinedine Zidane
Zidane was an amazing player but also the type of player that knows he's good and could back it up. Most famous for his headbutt in the World Cup, Zidane didn't take any shit. He was physical, won battles, and punished players with both skill and physicality. His finishing was top notch and was an overall great player that balanced skill and physicality and used both evenly to his advantage. 

(LW) Kylian Mbappe
I like watching Mbappe because of 2 things- his skill, overall work ethic, and versatility. There is no doubt with his speed and footwork that he is very skilled, however his work ethic is 2nd to none. Playing out wide at times he made 60 yard runs to get involved in the attack and then 60 yard runs to get back and cover for others. He is a machine and plays both sides of the ball very well. Additionally, he is able to play in multiple positions and I like that about players.

(RW) Arjen Robben
Robben was an absolute beast on the right side. Everyone knew he would cut from the right side inside and get the ball on his left foot for a curling shot back post, but no one could stop it. Additionally, his speed on the right was nearly always superior to his opponents and he left it all out on the field. Watching him play for the Netherlands and Bayern Munich was a treat.

(ST) Thierry Henry
My favorite player of all time. To put it simply, Henry knew how to finish. He was a monster in the attacking third of the field. His footwork, vision, work ethic, and of course finishing was 2nd to none at his position. He was also a humble guy that enjoyed playing soccer for the game. He was not a big show boater and did not complain. He showed up, did his job, and put on a show while doing it. Goal after goal scored by him are flashing through my head right now but my favorite was his half volley turn goal vs Manchester United where the keeper didn't even move. Pure class.    

My Best Ten and Me: Featuring Rose Shoen, Founder and Head Coach, Azteca FC of Sacramento

We’re joined by Rose Shoen, founder and head coach of Azteca FC out of Sacramento, California for this week’s My Best Ten & Me. She tried to wiggle out of including herself per the rules…

1. You are the Player/Manager and you have to plug yourself in.

2. Any player selected must have been active in your lifetime.

She wanted to add an extra player so we gave a bench spot to a legend to ensure Rose gets on the imaginary pitch.

"The vision of a champion is someone who is bent over, drenched in sweat, at the point of exhaustion when nobody else is watching.” – Anson Dorrance

For the head coach of this team I would make sure US Soccer hires Anson Dorrance. He is the best coach that the women’s game has ever seen, and his system has produced the best female players in the beautiful game of futbol. Technical director of this Best XI= Anson Dorrance. My formation is a 1-3-5-2, it will encompass power in the front and back, and excellent creativity within my midfield. You need an absolute savage in the goal if you want to be the best. Therefore I select…

(GK) Hope Solo
(USWNT ,  WWC 2015 and two Olympic Gold medals) As of August 6, 2016, Solo holds several U.S. goalkeeper records including appearances (202), starts (190), wins (153), shutouts (102) wins in a season (26), consecutive minutes played (1,256), and longest undefeated streak (55 games). Solo is by far the best female goalkeeper I have ever studied. She is gritty, fearless, can stop PK's, aggressively directs her back line, and mouthy. If your GK isn't a little crazy, then she probably isn't going to win you many championships. Shout out to the Leyenda, Hope Solo. 

In my back three I have selected three of my favorite and very versatile center defenders to keep my rock-solid backline.

(LCD) Crystal Dunn
(USWNT and NWSL North Carolina Courage). Crystal Dunn played her collegiate career under the legendary coach, Anson Dorrance, at the University of North Carolina. She has been drilled in technical ability and defensive prowess forever. In 2012 she helped lead the USWNT U20 to a championship in Japan. She returned to UNC to help them win a championship in the NCAA DI finals.  This led her to a successful rookie career in the NWSL, where she earned the golden boot in 2015 while playing for the Washington Spirit. She was denied a position in the 2015 USWNT which went on to win the WWC 2015. Dunn refocused herself and earned a position as a defender in the 2019 USWNT and helped anchor the backline as they went onto win the USWNT 4th World Cup. Dunn is versatile in scoring goals and defending against the best offensive lineups in the world.

(CD) Rebecca “Becky” Sauerbrunn
(USWNT and NWSL Portland Thorns) Sauerbrunn has been a standout in the USWNT backline. Fearless in the air, lethal on tackles, and managing her backline with maturity and patience. She is one of the reasons that the USWNT dominated and held so many clean sheets in the 2019 WWC. In the NWSL she anchored the Utah Royals for several seasons but was recently traded to the Portland Thorns for the 2020 season. Becky is one of the best center backs in the world currently, and it could be said she is one of the best female center backs of all time. 

(RCD) Wendie Renard
(France National Team and  Olympique Lyonnais) While watched the France National team play vs the USWNT in the WWC 2019 it was CLEAR that the French backline had one of THE MOST dominant women in the air managing their D-line. Renard won so many 50/50 balls it was incredible. In the waning minutes of the match vs the US in WWC 2019, Renard went up for a set play and scored a magnificent goal with a lethal header. She is one of the only women in the world who can score like that. She would be an ideal player for my back 3 and she would go up for set plays and offensive corner kicks. Dominant in the 18-yard box offensively and defensively. 

(CDM) Julie Ertz
(USWNT and NWSL Chicago Red Stars) If anyone has been paying attention in recent years to the development of Julie Ertz (née Johnson), they will see how she has become the defensive linchpin within the center mid triangle of the USWNT. Additionally, Julie has been a key component to the back to back WWC championships 2015 and 2019. A Santa Clara University standout, Ertz was selected in 2014 to the Chicago Red Stars of the NWSL. After her rookie season she was named Rookie of the Year. She was selected as a member of the USWNT 2015 and 2019 WWC squads and was an anchor in the midfield and defense. She has a dominant ability to score on offensive set plays and defend fearlessly on defensive set plays. She is arguably the best Center defensive midfielder (#6) in the women's game currently. 

(CAM) Carli Lloyd
(USWNT and NWSL Sky Blue)- There are few things certain in life…. death, taxes, and Lloyd scoring unbelievable goals for the USWNT in the clutch moments. Carli is a two-time Olympic gold medalist (2008 and 2012) and WWC champion in 2015 and 2019.  Carli was a key player for USWNT during their 4th WWC championship in 2019 even though pundits thought she might be “too old”. Her dominant performances both on the USWNT and at the club level earned her FIFA player of the year in 2015 and 2016. She is the second soccer player to EVER score a hat trick in any senior world cup final. Carli scored three goals in the 2015 WWC final vs Japan in 16 minutes, this is a world cup record. The power, vision, and pure grit which she demonstrates makes her a key member of the center mid triangle. Peak Carli was a force to be reckoned with, even now as her career is winding down, she is still within the USWNT roster and can score as a sub or starter.

(CAM) Marta Viera da Silva
(Brazil national team and NWSL Orlando Pride) One of the only players to earn FIFA player of the year more than five times is the great Brazilian leyenda, Marta. She has earned FIFA world player of the year SIX times (2006, 2007, 2008, 2009,2010, and 2018). Another record from this crafty and ruthless midfielder, is that she holds the FIFA WWC all time record goal scorer with 17 goals. She strikes fear into defenders as she is one of the most experienced female players on the global stage and the classic #10 possesses the silky touch which is known as a trademark skill of the Brazilian ballers. Marta and Carli would be an ideal combo in the midfield due to their vast experience, vision, and the DEEP desire to be a CHAMPION at all costs.

(RM) Tobin Heath
(USWNT and Portland Thorns NWSL) If you want to see a player with the handles to drop a defender to their knees and then go back again on the next play and perform another dizzying display of pure finesse, then look no further than Tobin Heath. A former coach of Heath at the youth level stated, that Tobin was “bored” with girls her age and would nutmeg and rainbow them for fun at nationals. She went onto have an illustrious career at UNC under coach Anson Dorrance, who truly put Heath into his system. Under his guidance she helped lead UNC to three NCAA DI championships. Dorrance helped her sharpen her skills into the dominant world champion we know her as today, and put her through his “competitive cauldron”, truly making her one of the best 1v1 female players in the world. Her creativity, distribution, servicing, and ability to make the game FUN on the wing makes her one of the best to watch in the women’s game. With the USWNT Heath was a member of the 2015 and 2019 WWC championship squads. In the Thorns she has been a member of the NWSL franchise since 2013 and has been a key member of both of their championship lineups. Heath scored the game winning goal for the Thorns to earn the 2013 NWSL championship. If you want a winger who can connect and read the game and be fully synchronized with the likes of Marta and Carli, then you need Tobin on your wing.

*(LM) Rose Shoen
Reluctantly, this is where Rose would line herself up. But if she could, she would sub in Kristine Lilly as soon as possible. (USWNT and Boston Breakers WPS) On a global scale there has not be one other player with the consistency and dedication to total EXCELLENCE to do their job in the pitch for decades as the ultimate USWNT legend, Kristine Lilly. This baller holds the record for both men and women in caps for their national team, at a staggering 354 appearances and 130 goals, Lilly STANDS ALONE at the top. A true shining example of what a quiet and focused level of dedication can lead to. A stellar career for the USWNT which began as a high schooler, Kristine geared up for the USA starting in 1987 and playing her final match in 2010. Very few players can even comprehend the level of mental, emotional, psychological, and physical dedication it takes to continually earn a position in the most dominant women’s soccer player pool in the world. She is another product of the legendary college coach, Anson Dorrance, she went onto win a NCAA DI championship EVERY single year she played at UNC (1989-1992). Even though there have been MANY world champions to come out of the UNC system, the program honored Lilly by retiring her #15 jersey in 1994. Lilly played n the 1991, 1995, 1999, 2003 and 2007 Women’s World Cups for USWNT. She is the only third player to participate in five different World Cup Finals. She additionally played in three Olympics, earning a gold medal in the 1996 and 2004 Olympics and a silver medal in 2000. She only missed the 2008 Olympics due to giving birth to her child. Lilly is arguably the toughest player to participate in the national team ever, her consistency over three decades is unmatched on a global scale by any other player male or female. The stats don’t lie and there may never be another player like Kristine Lilly in our lifetime.

My striker pair was a very hard decision. I decided on two of the grittiest strikers, who just always find a way to score and had to battle for the women’s game on many levels.

(S) Abby Wambach
(USWNT, Washington Freedom WUSA and Ney York Flash NWSL) One of the most iconic WWC moments was Wambach scoring the equalizer goal on a last ditch attempt in the 2011 WWC quarterfinals, this goal lead to a PK shoot out in which the USA advanced to the WWC Semis and then eventually the finals where they earned 2nd place. Abby’s dominance during clutch moments made her a standard #9 in the USWNT lineup. Her USWNT career spanned from 2001-2015 she appeared 256 times winning the WWC in 2015, Olympic Gold Medal in 2004 and 2012 and FIFA World player of the year in 2012. She currently holds the goal scoring record with 184 goals scored while donning the red, white, and blue. When the cards are down you send Wambach to the box on any type of offensive set play or last ditch run to the final third. Abby is a champion and she WILL find a way to put the ball in the back of the net.

(F) Mia Hamm
(USWNT and Washington Freedom WUSA) If there is any player who lifted up the sport of women’s soccer to a global level and demonstrate what it REALLY means to “play like a girl” then you need to say the name, Mia Hamm. Another champion to come out of UNC and the direction of Anson Dorrance, Hamm won the NCAA DI championship every single year she played at UNC (1989-1993). She holds too many records to count at UNC and in the ACC. She debuted for the USWNT at the age of 15 and went onto score 158 while representing the United States. She was a key member of the 1991 and then the top striker for the WWC Championship in 1999. Additionally, she went onto win gold medals in the 1996 and 2004 Olympics. Mia was a household name in the 90’s and for good reason, she lit the field on fire with her lethal runs to goal and clutch finishes. Her performances earned her FIFA world player of the year in 2001 and 2002. Her USWNT career lasted from 1987-2004 and her goal scoring record was only surpassed by Abby Wambach. Which is why we need this striker pair at the top. They are THE BEST to ever compete in the Women’s world cup and it will be hard for any player to surpass their lengthy and star-studded careers.

My Best Ten and Me: Featuring David Falk of GoalWa and Snohomish County FC Steelheads

This week, for My Best Ten & Me, we reached out to the soccer-everything man for the great state of Washington, Mr. David Falk. From founding websites and leagues to successful and entertaining clubs, David continues to engage in the soccer community and bring them all together. We gave him the same old rules…

1. You are the Player/Manager and you have to plug yourself in.

2. Any player selected must have been active in your lifetime.

He followed them for the most part.

The technical side of soccer is not why I watch and love the sport. I am more about the waves of attack, the luck of the bounce, the vision and the artistry, the roar and silence, the emotional ebbs. So, picking a formation is pretty much guess work for me. But I did enjoy watching my Snohomish County FC Steelheads win the Western Washington Premier League title in 2019 using a 3-5-2, as employed by Head Coach Dagi Kesim. His Use of five midfielders and three reliable defenders resulted in a .60 goals-against average that year.

Washington is a great soccer state. Not just good, but great. The game has deep and lasting roots here at all levels from youth to professional. Making a Best Ten & Me means something to me when this twist is added: my 10 were all born here. Full disclosure: I was born in Montebello, California in 1962.

(GK) Kasey Keller
Kasey Keller was born in Olympia - Washington’s capital city, in 1969. Many consider him the greatest footballer born here. He played for the US Nats, overseas, and for the Seattle Sounders upon their joining MLS. You might have heard of him.

(CB) Danny Vaughn
Danny was born in Gig Harbor in 1956. I thought I was going with Jeff Stock here, but alas the guy we loved as a local NASL Sounder was actually born in Baltimore. Danny is in the Tacoma Sports Hall of Fame, and certainly saw interesting times with the Detroit Express, Memphis Rogues, Jacksonville Tea Men and Calgary Boomers in the old NASL.

(CB) Jeff Durgan
Jeff was born in Tacoma in 1961. He was named 1980 NASL Rookie of the Year in his debut season with the New York Cosmos. Certainly, one of the best players our state has ever produced and perhaps its best defender. Durgan was named 46th of the top 50 athletes of the 20th century from Washington State by Sports Illustrated.

(CB) James Dunn
James was born in Olympia in 1971 along with his twin brother Jason. The solid defender won three championships with Seattle clubs. The Sounders won the A-League in 1995 and 1996, then the Seattle Seadogs won the CISL (indoor) in 1997. Cool head, hard worker, smart and gritty player

(LB / LWB) Jimmy McAlister
Born in Seattle in 1954, “Jimmy Mac” was a breakthrough player for the NASL Sounders; winning Rooking of the Year honors for the league in 1977. With rolled down socks hugging his ankles, Jimmy dashed up and down the sideline showing a presences on the ball that was unusual for American players of those times.

(CM) Jason Farrell
Jason was born in Seattle in 1970. The hardworking mid was with the A-League Sounders as they won back-to-back championships. After his time in MLS, he returned to the USL Sounders. His field vision made him great. He could finish goals like a forward and find teammates in tight spaces.

*(CM) David Falk
Really? The rules of Ten & Me state that I have to be on this list. You should search names like Nate Daligcon, Chris Henderson, Leighton O’Brien and Raphael Cox for actual choices, among others!

(CM) Joey Gjertsen
Joey was born in Tacoma in 1982. This guy was smooth on the ball and talk about making the most of what you’ve got - he played at Tacoma Community College and The Evergreen State College, eventually making his mark in Major League Soccer.

(RB / RWB) DeAndre Yedlin
DeAndre was born in Seattle in 1993. He was special even as I saw him compete in the PDL back in the day. He has made the most of his talent with hard work and an unwavering belief in himself. Recent talk that he’ll come back to the Sounders one day was welcomed by Seattle supporters.

(F) Jordan Morris
Jordan Morris was born in Seattle in 1994. He’s remained local even as he ascends the ranks of USMNT goal scorers. Knocked by some for not going overseas, Morris has helped his childhood club win two MLS Cups.

(F) Chance Fry
No one could convert like chance Fry. Born in Bellevue in 1964, the lanky striker could head with the best of them and had great technique with his feet. Chance played for the Seattle Sounders of the NASL in their final year and dominated with the A-League Sounders in the 1990’s, as that club won their two titles.

My Best Ten and Me: Featuring André P. Ruette, President of Fall River Marksmen

The Fall River Marksmen returned to the land of the living clubs last year, and the president of the team, André P. Ruette, returned my email request to participate with his Best Ten. André set his dream side up in a 3-5-3 and threw himself between the pipes. To get to the rest, he followed these two rules…

1. You are the Player/Manager and you have to plug yourself in.

2. Any player selected must have been active in your lifetime.

*(GK) André Ruette
Myself. Since you have to be included in the XI, I'm going with the GK position as there's too many options to pick for just one spot on the team.

(CB) Mike Petke
Mike Petke. Being able to watch Mike develop year after year with the Metrostars was a real joy to behold. Loyal, committed & talented, he's the backbone of a club you dream of. His play & aura would of made him a legend in somewhere in Europe, always wished he tried his luck over there.

(CB) Daniel Agger
Daniel Agger An absolute warrior at the CB position and as devoted of a player you could ever ask for. He could of cashed in on his time with Liverpool but his honorable move back to Brondby just goes to show how classy the Danish Viking was. 

(CB) Mark Watson
Mark Watson I've followed the Canadian National Team for a long time and Mark is arguably still the best Canadian defender to ever suit up for the Reds. I was lucky enough to watch him up close for a few of his years with the Battery, just a joy to watch. He's the professional player who just does all the little things right, an absolute mind for the game and deserving of his post playing career success as a coach.

(CDM) Dimitri Loskov
Dimitri Loskov... Lokomotiv Moscow legend more suited for the #10 role but I got to fit him in this 11. As skilled with his feet as his he is with his vision, such a lovely touch and a magician with a dead ball. If you're not familiar with Loskov and love old highlights on YouTube, you're welcome.

(CM) Jamie Redknapp
Jamie Redknapp. I idolized him growing up, what a joy to watch and so frustrating to see him battle knee injuries. One of the Spice boys, when he was on the pitch and healthy, he was always difference maker and should of been England's midfielding hero for a long time if it wasn't for his knee's.

(CM) Carlos Valderamma
Carlos Valderamma ... what a treat it was watching Carlos play in the MLS, it was all too easy for him. Not many players on this planet to this day with his skill on the ball, simply amazing how we could see a play develop before it happened along with his ability to place a ball virtually anywhere he wanted. 

(CAM) Ronaldinho
Ronaldinho ... What needs to be said. That smile and those skills, he was on a level that only a handful of players can claim to of achieved.

(RW) Amado Guevara
Amado Guevara .... seeing him weekly as a Metrostar made me fall in love with him. When he was switched on, he was unbeatable and could carry a club on his back...eye for the goal, killer ball, last minute match winning decisions and an edge of an misunderstood genius.

(ST) Andriy Shevchenko
Shevchenko .... Really hard to pick a striker, almost impossible to grab one but I'm going to have to pick Sheva. I fell in love with him in the early 90's when a Spanish exchange student and I used to skip school to watch Champions League matches. I'll never forget seeing him and Rebrov w/Kyiv absolutely dismantling Europe's best backlines. Once he shifted to Milan, he grew into an absolutely stunning player, worthy of his Ballon d'Or and possibly another one or two more.

(LW) David Ginola
David Ginola ... the Frenchman was half artist and half magician. On the wing or in the middle of the park, Ginola was as smooth as silk and just made the game look all too easy. Most know him for his out of this world performances in the EPL but prior to that with PSG, he was lights out and shined brightly against Europe's best in the Champs Lge and Uefa Cup.

My Best Ten and Me: Featuring Former Staff Writer Dominic José Bisogno

For this week’s Best Ten & Me we went to well for a former staff writer and current free lancer who’s done work for These Footy Times, Football Paradise, The Growler Mag, Breaking the Lines, and the Beautiful Game Network - Dom Bisogno. If you follow him in the Twitterverse, you’ll be acutely aware of his high regards for South American footballers and in particular Mr. Salomón Rondón; we were not let down in our expectations of his inclusion. Dom gave a us a fleshed-out classic 4-4-2 after we gave him the following rules…

1. You are the Player/Manager and you have to plug yourself in.

2. Any player selected must have been active in your lifetime.

(GK) Bobby Shuttleworth
I’ve gone with Shuttleworth, who I saw live on many occasions in 2017 for Minnesota United. He moved on to Chicago eventually, but Bobby was an absolute wall on his day. I watched him bust his nose, save critical chances, and make memories for me, so he gets the spot and adds a touch of American.

* (RB) Dominic Bisogno
I’ve always liked fullbacks. Across a range of systems and formations, fullbacks have such a wide range of roles to play. I’ve enjoyed playing both left and right back but decided on the right. I’m not the fastest or smartest player, but I do a half decent job of tracking players and have a good jersey tug in my arms. My dad frequently played the position as well, so perhaps there’s a lineage somewhere in there.

(CB) Virgil Van Dijk
I’m not sure how to word this beyond the obvious. Virgil Van Dijk has emerged as one of the elite defenders of the world, becoming a symbol in a Liverpool squad usually only defined by its attacking options. Commanding, award winning, and ruthless; you simply can’t leave a talent like this out of the eleven.

(CB) Diego Godín
Godín is a special player. For club and country, he’s played at the highest levels for over ten years and built a reputation as a ruthless student of the world’s top defenses at every turn. South America is usually lauded for its attacking talents, but Godín is an example of the top, major trophy worthy, defensive talent available there.

(LB) Andrew Robertson
I struggle to find a reason not to love this man. He’s the rags to riches story we like to think lay behind all our favorite players (but often doesn’t), but he’s also an unapologetic bastard on the pitch. Looking across from my position on the right, I can only dream of showing the level of intensity Robertson does every week.

(RM) Ibson
He’s played for notable clubs in Portugal, Italy, Russia, and Brazil, but it’s Ibson’s three or so years at Minnesota United (both NASL & MLS) that define him for me. Ibson was the most uniquely fun player I’ve ever watched live. He had tricks, he had attitude, he had the occasional goal, he had everything. The club may have not flourished on the league table while he was around, but he’s a player I’ll forever miss being able to watch live for his passion, skill, and drama.

(CM) Yangel Herrera
My Ankles shiver when I watch Herrera play for Granada these days, just like they did years ago watching him play for Venezuela’s U20’s and eventually for the senior team. He’s got a few good goals in him and plenty of assists, but at his core, he’s the quintessential Venezuelan midfielder; he’s a bone cracker. It’ll be years before he hits his prime but I need him in that midfield to teach people a lesson.

(CM) Andrés Iniesta
People don’t appreciate players like Iniesta the way the used to. He didn’t score all the goals, he didn’t have viral celebrations, but by God was Andrés Iniesta a master of the game. In his prime, he is a must.

(LM) Yeferson Soteldo
Easily one of Venezuela’s most exciting young players, Soteldo has lit up Brazil with his offensive play for Santos as of late, along with his recent role as a key attacking option for la Vinotinto. He’s 5’2” but makes up for it with some of the most magical feet you’ll ever see.

(CF) Josef Martínez
Seeing Josef Martínez live in 2017 was a turning point in my relationship with football. He’s one of a few Venezuelan players I’ve seen live and the only I’ve seen score a hat-trick (a shame it was against my club…) Hailing from the same city as my dad, it’s honestly an honor to have any shred of connection to such an insanely talented player.

(CF) Salomón Rondón
He’s Venezuala’s all-time top goal scorer and a historic player for the clubs and trophies he’s managed to win in Europe, he’s alsoprobably going to be my favorite player forever. Rondón is the hard working, genuine man we want all footballers to be. His headers aren’t half bad either.

My Best Ten and Me: The All Time Greatest From Cleveland SC

Our ongoing series of Best Ten’s + 1 takes us to Cleveland SC this week and President Samuel Seibert decided the following rules weren’t for him either…

1. You are the Player/Manager and you have to plug yourself in.

2. Any player selected must have been active in your lifetime.

He was sure to insert current head coach Tom Beck and told me the first player off the bench was going to be Bobi Cancar - Bobi had the task of filling in for Declan after his departure. Bobi is the one guy we want on the pitch when we are caught out. He’ll take on everyone and end up with the ball more times than not. 2016 Champion. Mr. Samuel Seibert went on to explain that the players are sent to me in a 4-3-3 and might look that way on the pitch initially, but Just because its these specific guys, many times we are going 3-1-2-1-3 to rock a diamond because Mikey and Admir run the show in the middle - The forewards take care of everything once we pass midfield. Here’s the Best ELEVEN from Cleveland SC.

(GK) Marijo Musa
(Cleveland, OH)- Marijo is currently a goalkeeper trainer with Cleveland Force SC. Marijo has had caps with the USSDA when younger and shows that composure in the net for the majority of our matches. Marijo has the most clean sheets in our history.

(RB) Chris Cvecko
(Cleveland, OH/CWRU Alumni)- Current Orange High School Head Coach. He is an Ironman that plays every minute of every match that wins out with stamina. His ability to contribute offensively from the back line generally has him scoring more goals in a season than he allows from his side. 2016 National Champ

(CB) Coletun Long
(University of Dayton/ Cleveland, OH) - Coletun is the Captain of the Club with shear grit and intensity that intimidates Strikers more than anything. Coletun helped spur a comeback against Rochester FC in the 2019 Regional playoff with the first goal of a 4-1 run to win 6-4. We were down 3-1 in the 83rd minute. Coletun is a 2016 Champ as well.

(CB) Declan McGivern
(Huddersfield England/ Notre Dame College Alumnus) Currently with Runcorn FC across the pond, is extremely difficult to win a header against at his 6’5” stature. In that fashion Declan scored the very first league goal for Cleveland SC in 2018. 2016 National Champ

(LB) Corban McAvinew
(Cleveland, OH) Middle name Blade and it’s extremely fitting. His cuts and slicing of opposing players dribble ability makes him a dual threat. Corban is currently on SIUE’s college squad.

(RCM) Admir Suljevic
(Wickliffe, OH) - Admir is a field general, a played out term but it suits him to a tee. When it comes to crunch time there is no one better to rely upon to find the net. Penalty and free kicks are his strength as he can bend with the best. 2016 National Champ.

(LCM) Kareem Banton
(Jamaica- Cleveland State University)(2018 squad)Kareem thrives on his speed. There is not much quicker in semi-pro leagues and is a professional prospect.

(CAM) Mikey Derezic
(Lakewood, OH) - Mikey’s midfield play has him as the director on the pitch. He fools everyone with his ball skills then shoots to score. Mikey scores Cleveland SC’s only goal against a strong Paul Danglish led Miami FC squad in the 2019 Regional match. 2016 NPSL champion.

(RW) Antonio Manfut
Antonio represents his own skills clinic AM Skill Training as he is well known for his professional indoor talent. Antonio’s aggressive nature and footwork has defenders in circles at times. Antonio scores the game winner in 2016 for AFC Cleveland’s NPSL Championship. Antonio’s goal in 2019 from mid pitch has gone viral. Antonio currently plays for the Florida Tropics indoor squad of MPSL. 

(CF) Vinny Bell
(CWRU Alumni/Cleveland, OH)- current board member of America Scores Non-Profit agency is a serious force that does well in traffic. Vinny can be left up too by himself and still find ways to score. Vinny was most recently voted 3rd best NPSL player of all-time. 2016 NPSL Champion. 

(LW) Tom Beck
(Poland, OH) - Current Head Coach and Alumni of Cardinal Mooney High School Soccer presents an intimidating dilemma on the pitch. His ability to create on his own has him score almost every time he is on the pitch, one of his best goals came against Monarcas Morelia Reserves Spring 2019. 2016 NPSL Champion.

My Best Ten and Me: The All Time Greatest From El Farolito

Founded 35 years ago in the San Francisco Soccer Football League (SFSFL), El Farolito have since won that league five times, won the prestigious US Open Cup and have moved up to the NPSL, only to win their Golden Gate Conference at the first opportunity in 2018. “El Faro” is perhaps one of the most underappreciated, and understated grassroots soccer clubs in the country - you won’t find them bragging and boasting about their accomplishments. When I reached out to see if somebody would like to play the My Best Ten & Me, there was only one anonymous taker and he threw out our rules…

1. You are the Player/Manager and you have to plug yourself in

2. Any player selected must have been active in your lifetime…

Instead, we got a list of the most accomplished players from the history of El Farolito - whether they played in that remarkable 1993 US Open Cup season as a member of San Francisco CD Mexico (originally El Farolito and eventually changed back to El Farolito) or a member of the side during its run in the California Premier Soccer Association (a sort of, California super-league). Our mysterious club contact set up the All Time Greatest El Farolito squad in an attacking 4-3-3 that their aptly named Burrito Brava would die for.

(Manager) Salvador “Chavita” Lopez
Founder of the club that lead the team to promotions to the top division in the San Francisco Football League and other regional Championships.

(GK) Guillermo “Grillo” Valadez
Played for Atlas FC in Mexico before being a fundamental piece in the US open cup championship.

RB) Arturo “Cuate” Ramirez
Strong defensive player with great tactical intelligence.

(CB) Jose Gutierrez [Captain]
Our leader, was one of the top players to ever wear the Farolito shirt. 

(CB) Guadalupe Fonseca
Very technical, strong player and great reader of the game. 

(LB) Jesús “Chuy” Cardenas
One of the youngest players in the Open Cup Championship team, Know for his stamina and long box to box runs for 90+ minutes. Eventually went on to play in Liga Ascenso Mx for Gallos de Aguascalientes and Zacatepec. 

(RCM) Elias Fonseca
Extremely smart central player who knew how to contribute defensively and offensively. 

(LCM) Samuel “Abuelo” Cid del Prado
Great distributor of the game with amazing technical talent. 

(CAM) Luciano Guiñazu
Played for many years in El Farolito San Francisco Football League squad, over 35 and over 40 teams. Played 2nd div in his home country Argentina and was champion in Liga Ascenso Mx with Gallos de Aguascalientes.

(RW) Jose Ángulo
Played international friendlies with the Colombian National team in the early 90's, a leader and always a threat offensively in a any moment of the game. 

(LW) Jose “Cachas” Segura
Smart in short spaces and fast in large spaces,  played for many years being the top goal scorer in San Francisco Football League. 

(CF) Mariano Laurean
A complete player in the 9 position with speed, technique, character, intelligence and lethal in the air.

My Best Ten and Me: Featuring Joey D of Monmouth Light FC

This week’s player/manager for My Best Ten and Me is none other than Monmouth Light FC’s own Joey D, who hones in on his Italian heritage, and loads up his 4-3-3 with brilliant players from Serie A’s recent past… plus a little English surprise! But first, we had to remind him of the rules.

1. You are the Player/Manager and you have to plug yourself in

2. Any player selected must have been active in your lifetime…

As the first time ever truly pondering what my ideal starting XI would be in my lifetime, it is interesting seeing it written down. These players were chosen through the lens of a first generation Italian America, who’s immediate family immigrated from Rome. The genesis of my footballing love was during the 2006 World Cup, where I was introduced to the concept of a massive, singular force that could unify an entire nationality - even if you didn’t physically reside in that country. The rest for me, is history. (And gladiators and very feathery hairstyles) 

(GK) Gigi Buffon
Who other could you want between the sticks besides the living legend himself? More clean sheets than a 5 star hotel. 

(RB) Alessandro Florenzi
One of the last gladiators in Rome. I can already see the overlapping runs to the outside, while the rest of the defense hold’s down the coliseum.

(CB) Marco Materazzi
The only guy I’d really want to be in the box going up in the air for an in-swinging corner. Especially after somebody talked bad about his sister. 

(CB) Fabio Cannavaro
The only Berlin Wall I support is the one erected by Cannavaro in 2006. Buffon’s only potential for unemployment, because we know age certainly isn’t doing it.

(LB) Paolo Maldini
There’s truly only one footballer that is so synergistically tied to this position, it felt wrong giving it to any other. When even both halves of Milan respect you, you’ve done something right.

(RM) Gennaro Gattuso
Gattuso - If there wasn’t enough defensive panache on this side already - lets add a man who would literally swipe at your legs whilst on the ground himself with metal studs on. Will be taking all press conference duties after bad performances due to too much Malaria.

(CM) Andrea Pirlo
As If I really have to go beyond saying “Il Maestro”. Match winning celebratory drink of wine in his NYC penthouse while discussing his hairstyling secrets. 

(LM) Daniele De Rossi
In my opinion, often overlooked as the previous one club legend that he was by being in Totti’s shadow - I know he’d be keeping the heart of the team beating on and off the pitch while keeping any attacking threats safely nullified…or unsafely according to his appropriate leg tattoo. 

(RF) Joey Dico
If I can possibly in this lifetime be able to keep up - I will be charged with making decoy runs at the defense and The occasional cross into the box. Actually getting an assist on a Totti goal sounds really quite nice. Hopefully he can let me be in his selfie after it hits the back of the net

(CF) Francesco Totti
Il dio himself. Il capitano, Er Pupone, The original roman gladiator. ( Sorry Spartacus.) My absolute number one footballing hero, the first player I was ever told about in depth by my mother. The embodiment of what the No. 10 shirt means. His loyalty to his people, his city, and his club are aspects of larger than life footballing lore that can make  anyone fall in love with the beautiful game. If I ever garner the power to intimately connect with people the way he has with his constituents, I would consider myself successful. Oh, yeah he’ll be charged with being the main target man and post - goal TV camera takeovers.  

(LF) Jamie Vardy
Goes from working in a steel mill to leading Leicester City to the greatest statistical sporting upset in human history, to playing on my fantasy club. Really can’t script these things huh? Will be charged with making every deep run into the box once Pirlo or Totti gain possession. 

Joey Dico hopes to keep up with this squad and make decoy runs from the right forward position…

My Best Ten and Me: d'Alary Dalton

This week, for My Best Ten & Me, we caught up with CEO and President of Sol Soccer Club, and of Santa Maria Synergy, d’Alary Dalton. She picked set up a dynamic 3-5-2 / 3-3-4 with tons of firepower. We ensured she followed the rules here too…

1. You are the Player/Manager and you have to plug yourself in

2. Any player selected must have been active in your lifetime…

A quick note about my team. I believe that greatness requires creativity, innovation and artistry. I made my picks based on players who have changed the game or entertained and inspired us in a particular game or over the course of their careers with their unique style and approach to becoming great. What is undeniable about them is how much they enjoy playing and making every game great. For this reason, it only makes sense that my team will be coached by Jürgen Klopp. We play happy.

(GK) Jorge Campos
Because we may need to score a goal. We talk a good game about risk taking and thinking outside of the box. Campos pushed the boundaries of his position and literally played outside of the box. He made me want to tune in to see what he might do and what he might wear. We will also use his style to sell his jerseys which should keep our team financially afloat

(RB) Cafu
I’m lucky enough to be able to go way back in my selections so it makes sense to tap the Brazilian with most caps and a couple of World Cups. Thank goodness he’s a defender.

(CB) Kerstin Stegemann
Also, with two World Cups, Stegemann anchored the German Women’s National team to multiple shutouts during her national team’s dominance.

(LB) Marcelo Vieira
We’ll have him as our left back, but he’ll definitely have the freedom to make his runs into the attack.

(CM) Luka Modrić
I’m pretty sure no one covers more ground on the field so it should have surprised no one that he earned the Golden Ball in 2018.

(CM) Michelle Akers
During a USC (formally NSCAA) coaching symposium following the 1999 Women’s World Cup, Michelle Akers described taking 100 shots after every practice from each position that she may have a free kick from. It is that level of focus (possibly obsession) that the greats seem to possess and it’s why she scored so many goals. She and Messi will have a trick set piece planned for us.

(AM) d’Alary Dalton
As a coach and now owner, I have mostly focused on how to bring out the joy of playing in players. It has been fun to look back on what I loved about playing and who I admired while I played, not just as a coach. This position was it for me. I loved splitting defenders and finding the threw ball. I will get the ball, make plays and get out of the way.

(RW) Johan Cruyff
My first memories of watching soccer was the 1974 World Cup. The Cruyff move became the only move I was able to use consistently. It wasn’t until I became a coach that I knew it was named for him.  He later described the move has his way to solving a problem.

(LW) Kristine Lilly
1999 Header to save the goal. Don’t need to say more, but Lilly once shared that she would go out to a park kick a ball and run after it, kick it back and repeat a thousand times when opportunities to train were limited. When you really love the game, your imagination will get you to greatness.

(F) Messi
We all know why, but for my team he represents the greatest who was almost overlooked. He loves having the ball at his feet and we love watching what he’ll do with it. He’s also going to get me the ball regardless of anything I do. .

(F) Marta
Here’s my “no duh” pick. Simply put, Marta is another player that loves the ball and the game and who fans want to watch. And she said this, “It’s about wanting more. It’s training more... This is what I ask of the girls. There’s not going to be a Formiga forever. There’s not going to be a Marta forever. There’s not going to be a Cristiane. The women’s game depends on you to survive. So, think about that. Value it more.”

d’Alary Dalton, has placed herself right in the middle of the action.

My Best Ten and Me: Kenneth Tebo, "The Mad Monk of Motorik"

In our weekly quest to find out the formation and player preferences of some of grassroots soccer’s most prolific personalities, we reached out to Motorik FC’s Kenneth Tebo. Ken issued us us a fully francophone 4-2-3-1 which adhered to our two rules…

1. You are the Player/Manager and you have to plug yourself in

2. Any player selected must have been active in your lifetime…

okay. So, due to my heritage, I’ve always wished we had some French players in our Motorik squad. So, that is what I’ve packed my select 11 with. Relative to other Maryland Majors squads, our roster tends to be on the young side (I’d say our average player is 20-21 years old, compared to the league average of 25-26 years old), so I basically selected a U23 side. Motorik FC usually plays a 4-2-3-1 formation, so that’s the formation I chose (although my dream has always been that we could bring back the 4-4-2 diamond wide) Here’s my lineup:

(GK) Kenneth Tebo
As for myself, I have absolutely no place in this massively talented squad and considering that my stamina is negligible, I’d assume this squad would allow very few shots on target in the Maryland Majors, I stuck myself in goal.

(RB) Kelvin Amian
The 22 year old has played his whole career, thus far, at Toulouse in Ligue 1. He’s also made a combined 30 appearances for the French U17, 18, 19 and 21s.

(CB) Dan-Axel Zagadou
Zagadou made the jump from PSG’s B team to Borussia Dortmund in 2017 - he was just 17 at the time. He’s since made nearly 40 appearances for the German giant.

(CB) Ibrahima Konaté
Parisian-born Konaté moved from Paris FC, to Sochaux, and on to the Bundesliga’s RB Leipzig all by the time he was 20. He’s now made 50 appearances for the controversial German club.

(LB) Theo Hernandez
Born in 1997, Theo Bernard François Hernandez, had spent his whole development and early career in Spain until his recent move to the iconic Italian side AC Milan.

(CDM) Matteo Guendouzi
He’s impossible to miss, you’ve seen his wild hair on the pitch for Arsenal since 2018 - he made the move from French side Lorient at the age of 19 and has made 55 appearances for the London club since then.

(CDM) Eduardo Camavinga
 Hailing from Angola, the 17-year old currently plays his football for Rennes in France. He’s only been capped once by the French U21s but we expect to see much more of him in the future.

(RM) Kingsley Coman
The grand old man of the squad at 23, Coman has already played for three of the world’s largest clubs - making the move from PSG to Juventus and then to Bayern Munich. He’s made 22 appearance for the French national team and scored four goals at the highest level.

(LM) Jonathan Ikoné
On the left side, Jonathan Ikoné of Ligue 1, will provide pace and width to the attack - which has been his role at Ligue 1 side Lille and Montpellier before that.

(CAM) Houssem Aouar
He’s played his football at Lyon since he was 11 and has made nearly 100 appearances for the first team and tallied 16 goals. He’s a dynamic midfielder who can fill in anywhere in the attack.

(ST) Kylian Mbappé
At just 21, it feels like Mbappé has already won everything a footballer can, and if he hasn’t actually, something tells me he will. Between Monaco and PSG, he’s got 84 goals in 129 appearances. Not to mention actually having won a World Cup in 2018.

Ken Tebo knows his place… in the box.

My Best Ten and Me: MPLS City Coach Matt VanBenschoten

Coach Matt VanBenschoten answered the call for picking a formation and filling it with players whom he’d most like to join on the field. he gave us an ideal 4-3-3 and we gave him two rules:

1. You are the Player/Manager and you have to plug yourself in

2. Any player selected must have been active in your lifetime…

(GK) Matt VanBenschoten 
Finally we get to the keeper position. This spot should be reserved for Oliver Kahn, but since I have to put myself in this lineup I’m going to put myself in a position where I can hurt us the least. We will likely concede 5-7 goals a game. It will be bad. However, the secret to soccer is to score more than your opponent and given the talent in front of me, we’ll likely score close to triple digits each game. 

(RB) Lillian Thuram
Truthfully Thuram is the player I’ve seen the least. But there are two very vivid realizations I remember from watching the World Cup on my parents gigantic box TV in 1998. The first was “Wow. The US National team sucks” and the second was “Wow. That Thuram guy is incredible”

(CB) Franco Baresi
Clearly we are not going for size on this team and I am a tad bit worried about defending set pieces in our box. But you can’t make an all time team and leave Baresi out of the lineup. One of the highest soccer IQ’s of all time and an uncanny ability to ping passes, Baresi next to Maldini is a formidable CB pairing.

(CB) Paolo Maldini 
Just like a fine wine, Maldini got better with age. Even when he lacked the athleticism he once had, he evolved and continued to remain effective as a defender by relying on his intelligence and experience. And what’s more, he was able to do it as a defender at the highest level. 

(LB) Roberto Carlos
I love outside backs who can run forever and love to to get forward. Combine that with his ability to hit a ball over 100 miles an hour, he’s earned a spot. On an anecdotal note; his free kick against France is the single greatest feat in soccer history. Anyone who disagrees, I dare you to find someone who can bend a ball like that from 40 yards out WITH THE OUTSIDE OF THEIR LEFT FOOT.

(CDM) Roy Keane
While most of this team has been built on flair and being on the front foot, I would be remiss to not have someone who is willing to show the opposing team what it means to “Get bent” a few times each game.

(CM) Zindine Zidane
Typically Zizou would play the attacking role in the midfield, but if I had to pick between him and Maradona to actually listen to instructions, I trust Zidane more, hence why he’s in the heart of the midfield. His ability to make the incredible seem effortless while also making the players around him better, is something I don’t think we will ever see again. 

(ACM) Diego Maradona
Like Charlie Day says on Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia “Every crew needs a wild card” There is nothing on earth that could stop Maradona in his prime. Defenders, hepatitis, paternity tests...you name it. And from a team standpoint, you always need one player who defies rationale and logic in the most difficult moments who then goes on to score a worldly. Therefore “The Golden Boy” has to be on the field. 

(RF) Lionel Messi 
The GOAT. I’m not explaining this to you. Don’t @ me

(LF) Cristiano Ronaldo
We all know how good he is now. But we often forget the flamboyant, cocky teenager at Manchester United who sometimes looked like he was more interested in doing 42 scissors and breaking ankles than actually doing something with the ball. That’s who I want.

(ST) Samuel Eto’o
You could argue there are better strikers to choose from. But Eto’o’s ability to find of space behind defenders, combined with his quickness and lethal finishing ability makes him the ideal player to be up top. 

Coach VanBenschoten holds it down in between the pipes

My Best Ten and Me: Tommy Hodul

We sat down and asked Co-Founder and Director of PR/Comms for Oakland Roots,Tommy Hodul, to pick an ideal formation and select ten players he’d most like to play alongside. There were two caveats:

1. You are the Player/Manager and you have to plug yourself in

2. Any player selected must have been active in your lifetime…

My preferred formation is a 4-4-2 with one attacker that likes to drop deeper into Midfield in transition. I enjoy a 4-4-2 the most because I believe it is the formation that does the most to balance the skill level on the field. I like to give examples of the organizational shape of Leicester title run and Atletico Madrid when they won it. While both featured some great players neither had the best team in the league on paper the years they won. What took them over the top was an organized defensive shape and strong counter-attacks.

GK: Myself Since we are supposed to be player-managers. This was the position I played most of my life.

LB: Leighton Baines The definition of a pro’s pro. Someone who can deliver 10 assists a season from defense and will do anything for the crest he plays for.

CB: David Unsworth Part of the last Everton team to win a major trophy. Along with a player coming up Unsworth defines being an Evertonian. You can tell what the club means to him every time he speaks about it.

CB: Phil Jagielka One of the most liked players anywhere around. Phil scored the penalty to send Everton to the 2009 FA Cup final one of my best soccer memories ever. 

RB: Ali Krieger One of the nicest people off the field who turns into a beast when on it. AK has long been my favorite player in the game man or woman.

LW: Clint Dempsey Defines the way Americans used to play with the underdog grit. Also, I named my Dog Dempsey so I couldn’t leave him off the list.

John O’Brien, playing for Ajax.

CM: John O’Brien The 2002 World Cup played a big roll in me following in love with the game, I’ll never forget John’s goal. As well he lives in Oakland now and we see each other at Soccer Without Borders events regularly and he is just the nicest guy out there. 

CM: Mikel Arteta Let’s just say it would be a dream come true to see Everton land half as dominant a center midfielder again. What a special player he was and I think will become a great manager.

RW: Landon Donovan Again 2002 World Cup was huge for me and Landon’s goal vs Mexico was the biggest. As well his two short stints at Everton were magical for this American Toffee.

CF: Brian McBride My favorite player growing up and while he only played for Everton briefly, he was the reason I started following the club.

CF: Tim Cahill That man who would do anything for Everton. Defines what the club has been missing since he left. Nothing like a Cahill goal vs Liverpool.